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Goat Simulator may be the worst idea for a video game ever. Well okay it has some competition from Soda Drinker Pro. A game Family Friendly Gaming has not reviewed yet. But playing as a goat is a game we decided to take on. What are goats known for? Being stinky, nasty, animals that will literally eat anything. How well does Goat Simulator emulate that? Not at all.

Goat Simulator is sort of like that nasty, rude, and ugly GTA franchise. You go around and destroy things in Goat Simulator. Yes you use a goat to kill people, and blow things up. Goat Simulator gives you achievements - aka rewards for destruction. Wow is that backwards.

Oh wait there is more. Goat Simulator has bugs. The Steam game page brags it has millions of bugs. Since when did that become a good thing? I guess when some gamers starting calling evil things good, they opened the door to bugs being called good. Goat Simulator lets you respawn quickly. Which is needed since it is way too easy to get stuck in this Personal Computer video game.

Along with the death, murder, destruction, and acting evil is demonic content too. To be fair there is some angelic content. Goat Simulator also lets much of the profane and offensive to be turned off. It is like Goat Simulator tried to include a family friendly mode. Which is really neat to see.

Your goat flops around in disturbing ways in Goat Simulator. I felt bad for him, and all of the human beings that were being murdered. When did life become so cheap? I don’t want animals killing off people. Do you?

So Goat Simulator is not much of a goat simulator or emulator. It is stuffed full with bugs that are annoying. It encourages you to do all kinds of evil, vile, wicked, and horrible things. And this is what some people call good. I guess the inmates have escaped and are now spreading their insanity.
- Luke

UPDATE {03/01/2015}: Updates to the game were released as well as a rating finally.


Graphics: 40%
Sound: 50%
Replay/Extras: 55%
Gameplay: 20%
Family Friendly Factor: 50%

System: Personal Computer
Publisher: Coffee Stain Studios
Coffee Stain Studios
{Blood, Crude Humor, Drug Reference, Strong Language, Violence}

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