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Exclusive Interview with Rhino
Hi Rhino! What are you up to?
Nothing much. Just rolling around.
Are you a hamster?
Excuse me? Of course I’m a hamster! Except I’m not just any
hamster. I’m one-sixteenth wolf with a little wolverine in
there, too. I’m not to be messed with!
We’ve heard you’re a big fan of
television?
Television? What’s that? Wait a minute… Are you talking about
the magic box that people stare at? It’s got moving pictures on
it – and Bolt’s pictures are the best. I love the magic box.
It’s fully awesome!
Are you a fan of Bolt, too?
Of course I am! Bolt the super dog is the most awesome thing in
my life. He can outrun speeding missiles and he can burn through
solid metal with his heat vision. And best of all, he can
obliterate large structures with his super bark. Bolt is my
hero.
You got the chance to meet Bolt
recently, didn’t you?
I did – and it was awesome. Every minute I spent in Bolt’s
company became the new greatest minute of my life. I couldn’t
believe it when I saw him standing outside my RV.
What did you think when you first
spotted him?
I said to myself, “Do my eyes deceive me? Is this some
apparition I see before me – or do I really see my hero standing
there?”
And it was really Bolt?
It was! Standing in front of me was the dog who singlehandedly
destroyed the green-eyed man’s undersea labs, the hero who
foiled Calico’s evil plans to infiltrate the Olympics with
cyborgs. Bolt the super dog was standing right there. It was
fully awesome!
Did Bolt teach you anything?
If Bolt taught me one thing, it’s about how you never abandon a
friend in a time of need. When your teammate is in trouble, you
go. Whether you know if you’ll return or not, you go. You go and
you help. That’s what heroes do.
Sounds like you’re a big admirer of
Bolt the super dog…
Oh, I am. Everyone needs a hero. Everyone needs someone who can
show them that impossible is possible. Bolt is that hero. He’s
awesome. He’s legendary. You know what? I’ve got my very own
Bolt birthmark, too. It’s like we’re twins.
What was Bolt up to when you first
met him?
He was wandering around our RV Park with a cat called Mittens. I
thought Mittens was an agent of the green-eyed man, but I was
wrong. Bolt was looking for Penny, who is the most wonderful
person ever. She loves Bolt.
So you all went on a bit of an
adventure together?
That’s right! I said to Bolt, “I have a ball and I can roll with
the punches.” I told him that I had razor-sharp reflexes and how
I was a master of stealth. I eat danger for breakfast – and I
was starving!
Where was the most fun place you
visited on your travels?
I’ve been to a lot of cities, but I love the bright lights of
Las Vegas. The trashcans outside the buffet restaurants are
amazing in Vegas. They’re full of awesome treats. They throw out
entire cakes and huge slices of meat lover’s pizza!
Are you a fan of pizza?
Mmm…Don’t get me started on food! Pizza is my favorite.
Especially meat lover’s pizza. I can’t recommend it enough.
Seriously, try it. It’s fully awesome. Nearly as awesome as my
good friend, Bolt.