Working Man Gamer
Sit and Watch
So the WMG took a little bit
out of playing Final Fantasy X. Yeah the WMG is a
bit backlogged on his video games; you would too if
you had to work a full time job. Back to the game
though. This merger of video games with movies is
not cool in the WMG's book. Sitting there watching
all these mind numbingly boring movies in the game
all the time is like trudging through the snow in
the WMG's old combat boots. Sure the tread is good
in those boots. Don't believe the WMG? Here take a
look at this traction:
FOOOP
SMACK!!!!!!!!!!!
Ooh man, the WMG is so sorry. He only meant to let
you see the traction, sorry about the sweet chin
music. Is your jaw going to be okay? Roll it around
a little, rub it down a bit. The bruise will go away
in a few days, and the traction indentation will go
away even sooner.
Think the WMG is only picking
on one game? Xenosaga is worse. Some of the movies
in that game can last for up to 45 minutes. That is
way, way, way too long. That is the length of some
television shows (without the commercials).
The WMG wants his video games to be video games. We
sit down and watch a movie; we play a video game.
The WMG wants more interaction with the games, not
less. The WMG does not have time to wade through all
of these characters telling him about their thoughts
and feelings. The WMG will tell the characters how
they feel, and can think for himself.
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